Harry looked down at his nuts as he paced back and forth. He kept thinking to himself, “Is this enough? Do I need more? Am I happy with these nuts?” He finally came to the conclusion that he would never be satisfied with his nuts. But that would never stop him from making improvements. Harry doesn’t consider himself to be selfish but he does subscribe to the "survival of the fittest" mindset. He was now in survival mode.
It was time to perform his daily job as “The Watcher”. He had his normal "marks" but felt he needed to expand his targets. Others had begun to suspect Harry in the more recent rash of nut thefts. He would have to travel a little bit further from home. Scout new locations. He had to become craftier in his task if he wanted more nuts.
Where would he go? What escape route would he take? This would be unfamiliar territory for him. How could he avoid being caught? For the most part, he remained local when stealing nuts. He knew the ins and outs of where he lived but he also realized that he couldn’t keep taking from so close to home. Eventually, the nuts at home would run dry.
For the next three weeks he went from one location to another. He watched targets bury their cache of nuts and would wait to see if they returned, or if they left them behind. Those that buried and reburied in the same place he quickly discounted. The risk of being caught was just too high. Harry was beginning to feel that he would never find a place with the abundance of nuts that he so desperately needed.
Dejected, as he took a different route home, he came upon a path with a couple of nuts on it. “Who would drop their nuts right here, when nuts are so scarce?” he thought to himself. He quickly looked around to see if anyone was watching him. Curious, he took the winding path that eventually led to the outskirts of a very serene town. For days he watched acorn and nut caches being stored by the same several targets in various locations. There were mice, coyotes, raccoons, and even other squirrels, all with bountiful nuts! Oddly, they never seemed to return to the same spot. This town had nuts that flowed like milk and honey! Harry maliciously grinned.
Harry made his way back home, thinking of the nuts in this little town he had found. He was excited about what tomorrow would bring. He had found his location. He had found his "marks". He had his disguise. He didn’t care that his plan was devious. He told himself that he was just going to do what needed to be done…because everybody has a dark side. As Harry closed his eyes for the night, his only thought was, “Time for some Mischief!”
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